My grandma said that I have a girl tattooed on my leg because it’s a trademark of lesbians…

WHAT 

Tegan and Sara Quin
(Qu)eer Tw(in)s

OMFG

I had this dream where everyone was making me try on belly shirts and I was like FUCK YOU GUYS I HAVE A HUGE BELLY I CAN’T WEAR THOSE.

And then I had a dream that Ash and I went to the North Pole or Antarctica or something and I packed like my whole life just to stay for like 2 weeks and everything I had to wear was little dresses so I FROZE TO DEATH

So why did I pay money to get my hair dyed 
when it just faded back into the colour I dyed it at home.
 

But why did I have a dream last night
that I was banging a friend of mine
who I have no feelings for what so ever?
I love being their friend, but nooooo.