idk i really wanna smoke but i’m already really hungry and we have 0 food until my wife comes home…
- Girlfriend: *sneezes*
- Me: "Bless"
- Girlfriend: "Thank"
- I LOVE TUMBLR. HAHAHA
Proof that my dad is a nerd/we have everything in common
- Me: Yeah, I need to get home to do laundry tonight
- Dad: But according to Sheldon, Saturday is laundry night. You can't do your laundry on a Sunday!
- Me: .......
- Dad: ......I need a life.