Wife brought me pecan pie ice cream & the cough drops I like(!)

Someone send me 00 anchor plugs & money for a new tattoo?  

I have to wait forever until I can go out tonight,

So let’s talk lovelies? <3

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Are people really freaking out about some celebrity cutting her hair off.
Like who actually gives a fuck what celebrities do.

Live you own life for fuck’s sake
& stop obsessing over people you don’t even know. 

Proof that my dad is a nerd/we have everything in common

  • Me: Yeah, I need to get home to do laundry tonight
  • Dad: But according to Sheldon, Saturday is laundry night. You can't do your laundry on a Sunday!
  • Me: .......
  • Dad: ......I need a life.

Damn I fucking love my followers so much ;)

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I have addictions to coffee and tattoos. 

HEY TUMBLR,

Can anyone recommend some good new music?
AND some good music for a road trip!
It would be much appreciated :D 

My favourite thing about Pretty Little Liars so far

is that when the girls realize that Emily is a lover of the ladies there is not a single freak out or “OMG EW! DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME?” They are all really accepting and even surprise her by having her girlfriend come over for their last night together. I think that’s so important - to show people who just accept and love the person no matter what, and just move on with their lives. Because we’re all just human. Emily being in love with a woman made no difference to any of their lives - more people just need to realize that. We’re all human. We love whoever the fuck we love. The end :)

catsandmarijuana:

I love my life when im drunk